allcops:

(via judgejudyofficial)

fluffmugger:

weaver-z:

Radiation is insane. There are rocks out there that will pull the seams of your organs apart if you stand too close to them.

#some rocks really do have auras#unfortunately the aura is ‘eat shit and die’ energy

(via anexperimentallife)

indigoadult7:

indigoadult7:

Sorry we can’t cbt our way out of the fact that the earth is becoming observably less habitable with each passing year

Tbf we can’t cock and ball torture our way out of climate crisis either

(via theanonymous-j)

yodaddysobipolar:

The Muppets Take Arrakis (not my joke initially but my part was trying to figure out nearly every character). Alia played by 11 is my favorite.

twerklina:

(via professor-sneaky)

netscapenavigator-official:

I made this. Don’t know why. Now it’s y’all’s problem.

(via judgejudyofficial)

anxietyproblem:

(via anxietyproblem)

furbearingbrick:

himbofisher:

(via zazzmaster5000)

exai:

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

(via violentviolette)

datasupremacy:

demonsee2:

He’s sleeping with all of them. They let him win.

(via bowling-for-salad)

onceandalwaysenglishmajor:

Being on tumblr is like being a raccoon. I dig through the garbage for shiny things I like. Sometimes I find good things to share with my friends. Sometimes I find something horrifying, and also share it with my friends.

(via 2ndsux)

p-o-s-s-e-s-s-e-d-b-y-f-i-r-e:

Opening Tumblr in public

(via sidewalk-hoochie)